Balloon by Jester - written 01/11/2009 21:29:02
There were 3 balloons: a mummy balloon, a daddy balloon, and a baby balloon.

The baby balloon couldn't sleep one night so he crept through to his parents room while they were sleeping and tried to snuggle in.

But it was no use, there just wasn't enough space. So baby balloon untied his daddy so that a little bit of air leaked out, and then retied and tried to get into bed again. But it was no use, there just wasn't enough space. So baby balloon untied his mummy so that a little bit of air leaked out, and then retied and tried to get into bed again. But it was no use, there just wasn't enough space. So baby balloon untied himself so that a little bit of air leaked out, and then retied and this time managed to get in and slept very comfortably all night.

In the morning the baby woke up to see his daddy looking very cross.

'Son,' said daddy, 'you've been a very naughty boy, and I'm very dissapointed.

'You've let me down, you've let your mother down, and most of all, you've let yourself down.'

The baby replied nonchalantly, 'pffft...'

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